==> janestrider

Gamzee: I'm into the troll equivalent of narcotics, and follow a cult based around murderous clowns.
Gamzee: I just killed two of my friends who probably had the greatest moirailship ever.
Gamzee: I gave two humans nightmarish phobias that would later be the cause of the creation of Bec Noir, our banishment to the outer ring, and the destruction of the universe my friends worked so hard to create.
Gamzee: I just fused two of my dead friends together when I knew they wouldn't be able to stand it, dooming a human to be without a sprite to guide her through Sburb.
Gamzee: I manipulated my genetic descendant to bring me a codpiece, which will help ensure the destruction of him and many other's ghosts
Gamzee: I brought the prepubescent version of Satan what may very well be the key to him coming to full power.
Fangirls: OMFG HE'S A SWEET MISUNDERSTOOD BABY

mrcraabs:

come to think of it, the sun and the moon are rarely at the same place at the same time…. suspicious…

marciestuck:

marciestuck:

marciestuck:

where do ghosts do all their grocery shopping?

THE SPOOKERMARKET

fuck you it took me three days to think up this joke

THREE DAYS

famey:

slide, children

slide into the deep pits of hell

gonnaslapabitch:

but seriously why can’t platonic kissing be a thing

like if i could tell me friend “hey i’m upset” and they gave me a smooch and played with my hair while watching a movie that’d just be the best

it’d definietly cheer me up like woah thank u

why does it need to have a romantic connotation why does it have to make things weird it’s just friends kissing that shouldn’t be weird so why is it

loki-has:

t-u-m-b-l-r-mifflin:

francieum:

They aren’t writing upside down. It’s Russian.

Theres no writing called Russian, it’s Cyrillic.

GUESS WHO CORRECTED FRANCIEUM WHATT

this has been a legendary moment

we will speak of this through the generations

the day francieum was corrected